Mazuzu
–noun
Multiple utterly foolish or senseless persons. The lame brothers that started this site.
About Mazuzu
Mazuzu was formed
in early 2008 by two imbecilic brothers in need of a life. Aside from the goal of having a Mountain Dew sponsored supercomputer, Mazuzu was
created to offer cutting edge services, at fair rates, to the general public.
Intrigued by the "Free = Good!" theory, they decided to make approximately half of the Mazuzu services free. Other services that require
resources, maintenance, and tech support will be inexpensively priced, and will be well worth every penny. If you have any ideas for services
or tutorials that you would like us to consider creating, please suggest them here.
Mission Statement
Our mission is simple – To help everyone scramble up to the cutting edge of web development technology and stay there. Geeks pure and simple,
no problem is too big, no mountain too tall . . . that is unless you take that literally, in which case we'll leave the real mountains alone
in favor of the comfort of our swively chairs.
Whether you are a startup company or a longstanding corporation looking for a little boost in the tech department, look no further!
Welcome to the land of the geeky, where pocket protectors shimmer with the light of a million monitors and the melodious whine of computers
mingles with the smell of fresh coffee. Let's get started!
Upcoming
What services lie around the bend? Excellent question!
You can expect to see in the near future: a music player widget that will allow you to sell downloadable audio files; a guestbook; an anonymous
comment box; an eCard service; a shopping cart; and much more.
Meet the Guys
And just who runs this place? We're glad you asked! Mazuzu is run primarily by two brothers with the combined intellect just short of Mr. Bean
on a bad day.
Zakk "The Mad Scientist" is a veritable code machine. Sit him in front of a computer with the proper energy drink, and good things happen.
If you see the Mazuzu office windows glowing late at night, you can be sure that Zakk has gotten himself quite lost in his world of complex
functions and heavy metal. Be careful not to startle him though as retaliation is inevitable.
His hobbies include pyrotechnics and staring into space.
Noah "Psychoboy" is rumored to be a superhero by night. During the day he's so reliable and boring that it would be almost inhuman for him not
to do something exciting in his off time. Only after receiving massive doeses of caffeine can spontaneity and unpredictability be expected.
For this reason he always carefully checks his drinks to make sure that nobody is trying to liven him up.
His hobbies include knitting
and listening to opera.
Testimonials
"Mazuzu is one of those places that took me by surprise, and what a wonderful surprise it was!"
-Ed K.
"I use the Mazuzu service, Project Hamilton, for my online mailing
and I am very pleased with everything. I will definitely tell my friends about you."
-Mary C.
"Ah! My new favorite fools! Rock on guys!"
-Ken S.
Contact Us
We always like getting mail. Drop us a line! TheFools@Mazuzu.com
